Child Engineers World-peacebuilding Ice Cream Rocket Car [Image cache]
While this is really just a Honda ad, I had to share its charms with you. Because not only is the alleged Alec probably the most promising mind of his generation; he’s likely husky and rejected by his peers. [Jalopnik]
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That design is utter shit!
Where are the laser-guided nukes? Where is the cybernetic unicorn? Where is the cannon that launches zombie kittens? It clearly can’t go underwater or into space. And it doesn’t have any method of killing Nazis.
I don’t see any place for the ATOMMIC FIRE GUNS! or a Heart POWER! generator.
The ice-cream spikes are a good idea ruined. All tire spikes are supposed to be made from Super-Diamondinium, the strongest metal in the UNIVERSE! Also, there’s no place to put the SUPER-HOT LAVA! that powers the car.
I don’t see how it will turn into a robot. Moreover, not only would SUPER Truckasaurus beat it in a fight, I suspect that even Mecha-Godzilla could defeat it.
Alec is a loser who can’t design cars if his life depended on it. No lasers. No unicorns. No Nazi-killing. No want!
OMG! Ponies!
@relyk5: ask the baldwins
Marcus Cadwell
Little Alec’s going to grow up to be a supervillain, tear-assing across the country, spreading obesity and mass diabetic attacks. No doubt he’ll choose something lame for his name, like Sugar Daddy, or Coldstone’s.
Kaiser-Machead
Heh, he said cockpit
Mediocre
@Voyou_Charmant: Be a pretty cool cake though.
iglo1234
@GitEmSteveDave_BettyWhites: son of a – you beat me to it!…
TonyWonder
Smart kid, everybody loves ice cream.
FutureShock loathes fanboyism
My favorite design change: ultimately opting for the rear ‘Ice-cream Cannon’ and getting rid of what I can only presume were ‘death flames’.
budfog
Ummm excuse me kid, I’ve already patented the ice cream cannon powered car.
I call it the “Rockety-Road Mobile”
cue rimshot.
rizzle
@Homerjay is utterly alone.: Notice that he didn’t just say “driver’s seat” either.
Just sayin’.
Gordonium
What kind of boy writes his name with squigglies on the ends of each letter? Hey mom and dad- don’t get your hopes up for any grandchildren from little Alec.
Homerjay is utterly alone.
Screw Honda. This may be the only way for Toyota to save their image. Ice cream cannon, f’ing brilliant.
FriarNurgle
What kind of parent names their poor kid Alec.
relyk5
This kids an idiot. That car it totally impractical!
Voyou_Charmant
You mean Fat children engineers.
tymerones
Why the hell haven’t we thought of this before!? Of course world peace can come of cotton candy and an ice cream cannon!!
SenorMoofer
That’s a lot better than my drawering. But mine does have rack-and-peanut steering.
GitEmSteveDave_BettyWhites
Don’t lie Mark, you drew this.
FlorianWardell